Investor against Cloning
It would be an understatement to mention how much the judges' decision next week will affect our future--and yours. L&R Financing funded the building of DinoAdventures Theme Park in Wyoming several years ago. As you know, we've invested millions of dollars in the design of life-size, robotic dinosaurs that will be guided by advanced computer technologies as they roam through a recreated Mesozoic landscape and engage in all sorts of real-live activities. Our engineers have been working with a team of geologists and biologists to make this the most compelling theme park of our age and one that can be duplicated at many other sites around the world. Should dinosaurs be brought back to life through cloning, we might as well close up shop now because robotic dinosaurs will never stand a chance against living, breathing dinosaurs in the public's eye. Your job is to convince the judges to veto dinosaur cloning. I have spoken to several specialists on evolution issues as well as animal rights activists and they all agree you could make a good case. You might try to argue that the planet will be unsafe and dangerous if dinosaurs are brought back to life--consider mentioning Phil Currie's latest discoveries or give them a first-hand look at one of our T. rex robotics! Point out that evolution cannot be controlled, not even by us. According to Gould, chance plays such an important role in evolution that using the Earth's past as a "future forecast" is foolish. Point out the enormous costs of producing, raising, and maintaining a captive breeding program of dinosaurs. I really don't care what you argue as long as you win this case. Dinosaurs must not be cloned! I've had my assistant type up a list of resources that might help you prepare your report. Remember, we're counting on you!
Cassandra Moulton III
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