The Dating Game

CONTESTANT APPLICATION FORM

Congratulations! You've been selected as a possible contestant on The Dating Game! We ask that you fill out the Hominid Profile below along with a self portrait or photo. Contestants will be chosen from a pool of completed applications and notified in advance. One lucky bachelor will win an all-expenses-paid trip for two to the lovely La Brea tar pits in sunny California complete with catered dinners and accommodations at the famous Rocks Hotel. (Note: proper attire required; no animals or camp fires allowed in the studio.)

HOMINID QUESTIONNAIRE:

Name:

Age:

Hominid Type:

Origin:

Sex:       M       F

Height:

Weight:

Facial Characteristics:

 

Climate/Habitat:

 

Time Range of Species:

Occupation:

 

Diet:

 

Tool-Making Skills:

Use Fire:          Yes       No       Maybe

Approximate Brain size:

Communication Skills:

 

Hobbies/Enjoys:

Favorite Movie:

 

Culture?

 

Main Goal in Life:

 

Thank you for completing our questionnaire: be sure to bring it to class with you as it will be collected after the show. Contestants missing their questionnaires will be ineligible for a grade and promptly fed to the leopards. No purchase necessary; void where prohibited.